Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: You don’t need Chuck. Anyone that meets you can see you’re an elitist snob that belongs in a secret society. Bon chance! Blair:…

Serena: Your idea is completely juvenile. But it seems to be working.

Blair: Serena and… not Nate? Hi. I’m Blair.

Serena: I can’t believe Nate is finally coming home tomorrow! Blair: I feel the same way about Dorota’s return. I can’t believe I ever…

Blair: Well, I can see my advice went the way of the clog! Serena: What are you talking about? Blair: An ugly wooden shoe that tried to…

Jenny: You’ve come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once.

Chuck: You may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are more important than your social climbing agenda.

Rufus: I thought you’d be in school by now. Dan: I thought you’d be on the Upper East Side… with your wife.

Gossip Girl: No matter what language you say it in, looks like S just started the clock on a ticking time bomb.

Blair: Are you in the hospital? Since I know you’re alive, there can be no other possible reason why you’d sacrifice my entire future.