Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: After years of starvation, you can’t let him gorge on sundaes. He’ll panic and decide he hates ice cream.

Dan: I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.

Gossip Girl: With enough time, we all find what we’re looking for. Even if it was there all along.

Blair: Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.

Jenny: If we wanted to have sex, we’d just go to a hotel.

Chuck: One of his concubines had his name tattooed on her ass. I have more important things to do than search for another female member…

Blair: Chastity belts go very well with formal wear.

Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It’s so sweet. Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It’s off-limits…

Gossip Girl: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side.

Maureen: It’s my personal opinion that Serena’s just a phase. Tripp: I do care about my career, but not more than I care about Serena. I…