Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it’s going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of…

Nate: Serena, I didn’t tell you about Maureen because Tripp’s a married man. If you go with him now you’re going to cross the line….

Gossip Girl: Snow White lives. But are Dan and Olivia dead?

Nate: Two years ago at the masquerade ball, I tried to tell you I loved you. But I told Jenny Humphrey. She was wearing your mask….

Damien: Dude. You’re overreacting. The lady said she’s fine. Chuck: Dude. I’m Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.

Olivia: I was taking my shirt off, and you were looking at Vanessa like you’ve never looked at me. And then you kissed her like you’ve…

Blair: [to V and O] First, I’ll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out!…

Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.

Olivia: Vanessa, you’re in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it. Dan: Olivia, that’s … that’s crazy. Come on. Olivia: You know…

Blair: Boxing out is one of Vanessa’s favorite activities.