Gossip Girl Quotes

Nate: Give me the phone. You can’t talk to him, you can’t think about him until his plane leaves. Serena: What are you gonna do, tie me…

Nate: [to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.

Blair: Dan? Dan: Mmm. Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the…

Nate: [to Dan] Post-threesome stage one. Whereas one if not both girls try to prove that she’s the one you belong to.

Dan: Okay, let me get this straight. You want me to cancel on Vanessa, who’s going to be justifiably furious, to write a Snow White Lady…

Dan: What is she doing here? Blair: Silly! I’m the producer. Co-star. And director.

Jenny: Don’t look now, but those are the JV mean girls.

Nate: Tripp? Really? Two months ago you were all over Carter Baizen. Tripp has sacrificed so much to get where he is. We all have. He…

Serena: I think I’m about to get involved with a married man. Nate: Why am I the only one you can talk to? Serena: Because it’s Tripp.

Gossip Girl: Don’t forget yourself, Congressman. Your marriage could wind up in a million little pieces.