Gossip Girl Quotes

Tripp: I’ve been a little … distracted. Serena: Tell me about it. Tripp: Last week … Serena: Nothing happened. Tripp: Then why does…

Olivia: Being a movie star has a certain cachet. Blair: I may have read that at the dentist.

Blair: Olivia! Just the starlet I was hoping to see! Olivia: Hi Blair. Does Dorota need to use my outlet for your towel warmer again?

Jenny: Don’t worry, Dad. I’m over Upper East Side guys. I’m looking to expand my horizons.

Olivia: I don’t care how much money it is. Look, KC, Bitches of Eastwick is a terrible idea.

Nate: A threesome?! Dan: Yup, just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I? Nate: How stupid…

Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled. Chuck: Point ceded.

Gossip Girl: As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows…

Chuck: Do you really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It’s for Nate.

Gossip Girl: Better get your beauty rest now. Things are going to get ugly in the morning. XOXO, Gossip Girl.