Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey’s minions, mentors or friends…

Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say? Serena: That you’re sorry and you miss me. Blair: You text me back? Serena: [nods]

Blair: Hello? I’m stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I’ll be dead within the hour.

Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience. Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the…

Blair: [to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I’m impressed with your natural talents.

Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend. Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs….

Rufus: You know you don’t have to do this … Lily: Well it’s a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.

Dan: Who’s ready for a keg stand? Olivia: I have to take the movie.

Jenny: Goodbye, Jenny from Brooklyn.

Blair: I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because…