Gossip Girl Quotes

Tripp: I did want you here. I find you smart and charming, and I wanted to help you out. But having you here … I didn’t realize how…

Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time? Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves…

Blair: She can’t get away with this. Eric: She won’t.

Jenny: I had a plan and I should have stuck to it. I’m going to Cotillion with Graham Collins. Blair: I’ll allow it. Sorry Eric. Jenny:…

Tripp: It’s late … Serena: I’ll take real politics over the ones at Cotillion any day. Joe Wilson has nothing on Blair Waldorf.

Blair: [to J] This is not your wedding day. Cotillion only happens once!

Serena: Blair. Blair: Serena. Anything you want to say to me? Serena: Welcome. Blair: I see. That’s it?

Eric: It helps if you count out loud. Jenny: Eric you don’t have to be nice to me. I’ve been so awful to you and Jonathan. Eric: True….

Dan: [reading list of things every college kid must do] We haven’t cheered ourselves hoarse at a sporting event. We haven’t gotten sick…

Olivia: It’s not happening. If it were true I’d have like 100 phone calls about it right now. [sees six missed calls] Crap.