Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong. Blair: I resent the comparison to that…

Blair: I have a surprise for you! Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?

Jenny: Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It’s my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means…

Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy you’ve forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It’s time…

Serena: Let me guess, you want to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right?

Chuck: Look, you think anyone goes to the Mercer for the maid service? They go because they want to see Russell Crowe throw a hissy.

Blair: Hey, did you see that gorgeous blonde in Proenza Schouler talking to those politicians? That’s my best friend Brandeis.

Blair: Washington Square Park, Bobst Library, Bar None, I even tried spinning the cube in St. Marks Place, but not a friend in sight! I…

Chuck: Blair’s favorite part? Real-time surveillance playback. It’s naughty.

Gossip Girl: Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines we’ve drawn until we’ve crossed them. That’s when we rely on the ones we love to pull…