Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: Look, I don’t know what’s going on here, but if the girl’s still here I’ll find out what’s going on and get to the bottom of it,…

Vanessa: I know I’m an enemy of the state right now, but what happened to you Nate? The guy I used to call my friend … had a moral…

Serena: Where is he? Blair: Don’t worry. I took care of it. I had him taken up to a suite. Serena: What? Why? Blair: He’s bombed. He’s…

Rufus: Did my son just walk out before playing the Q on a double letter? That is so not the Humphrey way.

Serena: Well I can’t wait for you to meet Patrick. He’s over at the bar getting me a drink right now. I feel SO lucky. He’s so attentive….

Nate: Certainly a step up from the Columbia dorms. Chuck: Most penthouses are, Nathaniel.

Guy: Hey, hey! Look out, it’s Bathroom Boy! Clear the way! Dan: [confused] Good morning to you too.

Patrick: It’s a remake of Leaving Las Vegas. They want to redo it with a younger cast. Serena: Where did you get those scripts? Patrick:…

Patrick: You think Blair had me thrown out because I’m a little tipsy? Or because I was talkin’ to that high-priced call girl friend of…

Gossip Girl: The polls are closed and Gossip Girl is calling this election … dirty.