Gossip Girl Quotes

Vanessa: What happened at the Hudson this morning … wasn’t what it looked like. Nate: What do you mean? Vanessa: The guy you and Tripp…

Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can’t you just wait? Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair…

KC: [to Serena] Clean up your mess or clean out your desk.

Gossip Girl: In Manhattan, some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political, and those lines are…

Dan: Listen … as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her … fake boyfriend, who is also my current…

Blair: I need a friend. STAT. Girl: I’m your friend. Blair: Please. I’m not friends with staff.

Blair: S! I hope you’re not here looking for an apology. Serena: No, actually I’m just dropping something off for Olivia. Blair: Oh…

Serena: Don’t worry about Dan, I’m sure he’ll understand. Olivia: He hasn’t even seen it. I don’t know what to do. I have to fix this. In…

Serena: I need you to put me and Patrick Roberts on the guest list for tonight. Nate: Are you kidding me? Serena: Nate, please. My job is…

Dan: I need a SARS mask.