Gossip Girl Quotes

Olivia: I’m so happy that you’re here. Dan: I’m not going down to a fake boyfriend without a fight.

Gossip Girl: And the best costume award goes to New York’s finest. This party is a bust!

Serena: Chuck, you might want to try to stop the police. Chuck: Why would I stop them? I called them.

Serena: Why would he have his own club raided? Blair: Once we found out the liquor license was fake we could either wait for Jack to call…

Blair: I’m sorry, S! But Chuck’s hotel needed this! Without your celebrities we’re buried in the City section. Now we’re in front page…

Chuck: Blair. We both know you’ll never be completely trustworthy. I’ll admit it’s not my strong suit either. But it’s part of what keeps…

Jenny: Everyone gets egged on Halloween. Eric: You didn’t.

Jenny: You know I have to act this way about school stuff. I’m still your friend. I’m still your sister. I just can’t let the worlds get…

KC: As long as you get my purse back, your job is safe. Oh, and Serena, that job now includes publicly dating Patrick. Serena: I don’t…

Blair: Hey, S! How would you like to be the publicist of a members-only club SO exclusive it makes the SoHo house look like one of those…