Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: [takes mic] Hi, I’m Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina’s…

Blair: Most of you don’t know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of you know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I…

Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we’d break up. Bree: Maybe I’m revising my theory.

Bree: A cargo shorts fetish definitely goes in the minus column. Nate: I was like 12 years old!

Katie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer? Blair: Dan’s a writer?

Gossip Girl: Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her…

Serena: [to Rufus] You know you’re more scared of my mother than I am?

Georgina: Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, you were a queen. Here you’re just a loser who will never fit in.

Blair: So if you’re not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First you deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you’re making your…

Blair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa’s home movies when there’s a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention…