Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: Why do you think I asked you to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen! Serena: Fine. Then I’ll go….

Bree: What do you say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.

Bree: You know if we really started dating, after a few months you’d realize you couldn’t stand the way that I laugh, I’d hate the way…

Chuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.

Dorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police? Blair: No, we’re going to throw a party.

Georgina: You’re overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so … go…

Georgina: Sorry I’m late … Blair? Blair Waldorf! Oh my God! I can’t believe it! We’re roommates!

Blair: Let’s make it clear from the start. We don’t know each other here. Dan: [pauses] Works for me. Vanessa: Me too.

Chuck: It’s not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.

Blair: You are so sweet to see me off. I can’t believe NYU orientation week is here! Chuck: I have to object to you living in the dorms….