Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god. Eric: It’s not what you think … Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the…

Bree: Oh my god. You’re Nate Archibald. Nate: You’re Bree Buckley. Bree: You pulled my hair at Clinton’s inaugural ball. Nate: Your…

Nate: Now that we’re back on our home turf, do I at least get your number? Maybe a last name? Bree: A little mystery never hurt anyone.

Gossip Girl: As for a certain leggy blonde by a Hamptons pool, it looks like Serena left big shoes to fill, and someone finds them a…

Gossip Girl: Forget a grand entrance. Everyone knows that it’s the exit they’ll remember.

Vanessa: [on Dan’s wallet] What is this? Oh, it’s where you keep your … hundred dollar bills. Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break…

Vanessa: Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.

Vanessa: [on the polo match] I’m sure Blair and Chuck will be there, if the murder-suicide I’ve predicted hasn’t happened yet.

Dan: I see the cat’s out of the bag. Rufus: And topless on Valentino’s yacht. Jenny: That’s not fair. Everyone’s topless on Valentino’s…

Bree: I know secrecy is a lot to ask for, but I really can’t risk making my family more upset right now. Nate: Don’t worry. I’m good at…