Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents’ homes for the…

Blair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I’d like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey. Dan: Yeah, well,…

Dan: [leaving message] Hey, Blair, it’s Dan. I know I’m not someone you want to hear from late at night or … any hour, but I need your…

Blair: She looks like she needs a sandwich. Chuck: Looks just right to me …

Carter: I know what you’re doing. You can’t avoid what happened forever. Serena: [undoes straps, alerts paparazzi and bolts] Watch me ……

Blair: Spare me, S. I get every issue of Hello and OK! there is. I know what you did this summer, and who. Cristiano Ronaldo? I hope you…

Blair: It isn’t an open relationship, we’re completely monogamous! It’s just another one of our games, like the rest. Serena: Yeah, until…

Blair: Chuck plays the cheating bastard and I play the scorned woman. I even get to choose who to humiliate! Models, tourists, Upper West…

Dan: There is nothing out-of-sight, out-of-mind about your summer. I know what happened. I know there was no ashram. Serena: I went to an…

Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much. Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ……