Gossip Girl Quotes

Young Lily: [to waiter] Watch where you’re going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!

Dorota: [on Blair’s ruined dress] This body bag. Corpse not pretty.

Blair: I own prom!

Keith’s girlfriend: Finally! Take the trash back to the Valley!

Nelly Yuki: You can’t do this stuff in college. People will think you’re pathological.

Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently. Young Lily: Yeah, better.

Young Lily: But being us is awesome!

Blair: We don’t do prom queen; that’s for suburban high schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them.

Young Lily: I don’t even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are…

Blair: [to Serena] Oh God, you’re not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?