Gossip Girl Quotes

Rufus: I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!

Young CeCe: I’ll have a gin and tonic … No tonic.

Young CeCe: Santa Barbara is really only a prison in my mind.

Blair: Serena’s been in jail for four hours, she’s already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Gossip Girl: Ahh … who knew the MotherChucker could also play fairy godmother. But if C just made B’s dreams come true, why does it…

Serena: [to Lily] When I’m a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait,…

Dan: Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.

Serena: You brought Nate? Blair: I’m just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Don’t you see? Jesus drove you here! Georgina: Actually, I believe his name was Jesús…

Lily: Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out…