Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: [sizing up Georgina’s character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note…

Blair: If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.

Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel. Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

Lily: This is an adult scandal.

Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol. Chuck: That’s good, because I prefer to be the one doing the…

Serena: It doesn’t make sense! Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop…

Serena: I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn’t. It doesn’t make any sense.

Serena: The entire thing was a scam. Chuck: His suits never did fit well.

Gabriel: I had to give my investors something, so I brought on new investors to had to give the old investors… Chuck: We know the rest,…

Gabriel: Poppy’s got the rich friends who invite her to parties, the designers who give her expensive clothes to wear in the pictures……