Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I can’t believe I have to see my sworn enemy with Nancy Pelosi hair.

Blair: [to Serena] He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic!

Blair: We caught this redneck red-handed!

Blair: Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs.

Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.

Serena: Everything with Gabriel is perfect.

Serena: [to Gabriel] I don’t hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she’s still…

Chuck: [to Blair] I see you’re wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?

Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I’m going to find out where he’s poofing to.

Nate: Will you move in with me? Blair: “Yes!