Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: [to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.

Georgina: I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.

Nate: [to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the…

Lily: I asked the caterer for a ’99 Brunello; it’s not a PTA meeting!

Gabriel: Serena didn’t steal me. She swept me away.

Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

Serena: [to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?

Serena: I’ve done the two-girlfriend thing; I can’t do it again.

Vanessa: [still playing ‘I Never’] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]

Vanessa: [playing ‘I Never’] I never slept with Chuck Bass. [drinks]