Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: Hey, Blair, it’s Rachel that’s been messing with you. And … we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.

Blair: Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes? Dorota: You need to calm nerves and warm…

Blair: (to Rachel) Well, the Headmistress told me my fate at Yale is sealed. So the question is, how do I make your fate as bleak as mine?

Serena: Everything you’ve done, spreading rumors about who I’ve had sex with, what alley I puked in or telling Dean Barrowby that I…

Blair: Everyone’s jealous of me, because my life is perfect and you’ve always been the most jealous of all. Nelly: People aren’t jealous…

Gossip Girl: Poor Miss Iowa caught playing Mrs Robinson. Looks like the teacher just got schooled.

Nelly: What is your problem? Blair: My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed, devious little snipe in a fat-suit. Did you really think you…

Vanessa: Serena, I know you like him, but as your friend, Julian is the most self-absorbed pompous person I have ever met. All he does is…

Gossip Girl: In life, as in art, some endings are bittersweet. Especially when it comes to love. Sometimes fate throws two lovers…

Serena: You know, I don’t know why I ever had a crush on you. Julian: Serena, I’m gay.