Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: I’m embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded. Poppy: Oh, Serena … no.

Vanessa: I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it’s been has been sleazy platitudes and…

Penelope: In the last 20 minutes I’ve been hit on by two Bronfmans and a gay designer. It was so worth it.

Dorota: Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his … not that this ever happen to…

Rufus: Look at us — you going to Yale. Jenny might actually make it to 16.

Jenny: Do you know how many types of jam they have there?

Poppy: So everything’s just the same as when I left then.

Poppy: Have fun with your little party.

Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It’s not like you work out. Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for…

Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else? Dan: More like a reality show. Chuck: Then I can vote you off.