Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Don’t you see? If Cornflower Mary can come in here and tell us how to run things, then everything we’ve stood for all these years…

Hazel: Is a scandal still a scandal if you can’t text about it?

Blair: I made friends with a family of squirrels, and had lots of time to think.

Gossip Girl: Some endings take a long time to reveal themselves. But when they do, they’re almost too easy to ignore. Some beginnings…

Miss Queller: (to Blair) I’ve called you here this morning because Miss Carr told me what you did. You leave me no choice but to give you…

Blair: What are you doing? Serena: I’m just reading the Brown catalog. Oh, and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit. Want to meet up later?…

Penelope: The Devil would say you’re already in Yale. You have security, now more than ever you can do what you want. Isabel: And an…

Chuck: If your people don’t come up with anything, maybe we can try #26. Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of…

Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail? Chuck: The black market’s not what it used to be.

Chuck: (to Lily) I can’t believe you. You’re actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.