Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: (on phone) No I told you, under 18 and I want verification. I don’t care where you have to import them from, I want them young and…

Nate: (re: Vanessa) I saw a DVD of The Ring Cycle at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family’s box. Dan: Yeah,…

Gossip Girl: True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper…

Blair: You look like a firing squad. Harold: More like a “Welcoming Commitee.” It’s the big day!

Dan: That’s Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?

Lily: Charles, I didn’t expect to see you today! Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way. Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.

Chuck: (Lily) I’m trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that’s not working. I’m thinking you are the only…

Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable. Chuck: What shall we do? Lily: Time to get dirty. I’m all yours. Chuck: Let me educate you.

Gossip Girl: They say it’s not over until the fat lady sings. But who’s that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it’s…

Chuck: (to Lily) You say you want to be family. But if you really meant it, you wouldn’t parade your mistress in public. You’d have some…