Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: I know that look. You’re up to no good. Blair: Good is subjective. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up.

Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught. Hazel: And spanked.

Gossip Girl: Spotted, B hot for teacher. Too bad Miss Carr doesn’t remember the devil is in the details.

Jack: (to Lily) Who’s your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?

Gossip Girl: Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.

Gossip Girl: The thing about new beginnings is that they require something elso to end.

Rufus: (to Dan) I just had a full conversation with this opera-goer about ‘The Magic Flute’. And he pretended like that was exactly what…

Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I’ll…

Blair: This is a B. Rachel: Yes. It is. Blair: You’re new here so you don’t know how it works. Rachel: I have a feeling you’re about to…

Rachel: I’ve never even been to New York before. It’s a lot different from Des Moines.