Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Just because you two are making a doomed attempt at being friends doesn’t mean I have to play the enabler.

Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won’t oblige unless I tell him I love him. Dan: You need help getting Chuck to…

Dan: DO you love him? Blair: NO! No, of course not. Dan. So why don’t you just say it to get what you want? Frat guys have been doing…

Blair: I was thinking I’d just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me. Dan: No, that’s a terrible idea. Don’t…

Bart: … A weekend curfew of 1 am. Chuck: Is that Eastern or Pacific?

Serena: Oops! I forgot to put on underwear!

Blair: What took you so long? Chuck: If you thought that was long, you have no idea what you’re in for.

Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin. Blair: The question is, Bass — will you?

Chuck: Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there’s a website you can go to.

Dan: You ever think your mom acts like she’s perfect because she’s too far from it to acknowledge that she’s not?