Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Like when she married a raging cokehead that left blow everywhere? Eric: It wasn’t everywhere. Just on the smooth, shiny surfaces.

Eric: Who watches TV on a TV anymore?

Jenny: It’s so weird that you’re on a team now. Pretty soon you’re going to have actual guy friends. Dan: What are you talking about? I…

Gossip Girl: One bad thing about making a deal with the devil is, he always comes to collect.

Vanessa: [to Blair] Now that we’ve established that I own you, you have six hours to get a thousand signatures and make sure they’re…

Vanessa: I can make you help me you know. Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too! Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one…

Blair: [to Vanessa] What are you doing here with those? Shouldn’t you be at Whole Foods?

Chuck: We both know you’ll do it again. It’s just a question of when. Blair: The answer is never. Chuck: We’re inevitable, Waldorf….

Chuck: Archibald. Isn’t it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale. Nate: [to Dan] Hey man, let’s go.

Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure. Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!