Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: So you’re off to Yale? Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown. Serena: A place like Brown?…

Serena: You did NOT just do that.

Blair: I swear to God I will take you down.

Yale Guy: Chuck Bass, we’ve been waiting for you.

Dan: I’m good with just one. Chuck: You’re either in for the full ride, or you’re out. Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots. Chuck:…

Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.

Gossip Girl: They say in fashion that you can become a success overnight. But one minute you’re in, and the next, you’re out.

Shapiro: You think Capote got national acclaim for In Cold Blood by judging the murderers?

Dan: If I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I don’t want to be a good writer.

Shapiro: You sent me five stories all about a sheltered young man with girl problems who lives with his dad in Brooklyn. You think that’s…