Gossip Girl Quotes

Laurel: Kirsten Dunst? So 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.

Dan: Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?

Eleanor: I told Laurel my daughter could make a better seating chart than that drug-addled publicist. It’s a blessing she was hauled off…

Chuck: For what it’s worth, Humphrey, you had my back. Never thought I’d say this, but thanks.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That’s all!

Chuck: Arthur! Pull over! Dan: This isn’t Brooklyn. Aren’t you taking me home? Chuck: Get out. Dan: Wait, no, I don’t – Chuck: Tonight…

Dan: Well, look, I gotta admit, this … this was awesome. We gotta do this again.

Dan: How do you know so many twins? Chuck: Twins find me?

Blair: Who put Serena and that Poppy person in the front row!? And all those socialites?! Someone changed this chart! The chart MY mother…

Blair: Don’t ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it’s all…