Gossip Girl Quotes

Jenny: It was like I didn’t even exist! Dan: Mmm. Welcome to my world. It’s not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and…

Jenny: Well I guess it’s better to be ignored than tortured, right? Dan: Always look on the bright side.

Chuck: You’re about to see the real Serena.

Blair: This girl is Dan with boobs.

Chuck: [hooking up in limo] This isn’t gonna work. Random Girl: I thought you said you’re better! Chuck: I am… just not for you.

Dan: I can’t believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo. Vanessa: You can’t tell anyone! Dan: Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I’ve ever…

Dan: Why’d you tell him to stay with that woman? Y’know, I thought you liked him. Vanessa: I do. That’s why I did it. Dan: I don’t…

Gossip Girl: Love may fade with the season, but some friendships are year round. Like you and me! You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Serena: What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name? Dan: That’s not what I said. Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about…

Serena: I forgive you… for Georgina. Dan: And I forgive you … Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart’s brunch, a year ago….