Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Sound the trumpet, strumpets!

Dan: Google revenge and you get BlairWaldorf.com.

Dan: But… why? Chuck: They anoint Amanda into their fold, she’ll be bound by their laws. Namely she won’t be allowed to date…

Chuck: She’s not coming. Amanda. Dan: What are you talking about? Chuck: She met some new friends, they extended an invitation to her for…

Nate: You crash the party, and tell me to break it off with Catherine. Then you pull a 180 and tell me to stay with her. And then you…

Vanessa: Nate? What are you doing here? Nate: You haven’t returned my phone calls. Vanessa: I’ve … been busy.

Serena: Blair? What is going on? Blair: This is Amanda. She’ll be joining us for lunch. Serena: Blair. Blair: It’s for your own good, S….

Isabel: [to Amanda] We know. Dan Humphrey? Bad idea. Blair: It could be hazardous to your health.

Blair: Hi! My name’s Blair! You’re new … Amanda: Hi, I’m Am- Blair: Oh, that’s not important. We’d like to invite you to lunch!

Jenny: You’d be the worst P.I. ever. Dan: I don’t wanna be caught off guard. I can’t believe I haven’t seen her … Jenny: Yeah,…