Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Blair Waldorf, a fling? You’re not exactly low maintenance.

Blair: Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn’t mean he isn’t a tasty dish of his own!

Serena: And you really expect me to believe this isn’t all about revenge on Chuck? Blair: Revenge is so 12 hours ago!

Blair: I have to get back to the city. Senior year awaits. Marcus: Let’s see. Beautiful girl. Autumn in New York. I think I can find some…

Blair: [to Marcus] Don’t worry. I’m well versed in your lordly ways. And I’m ready to meet the queen… which I also just watched on DVD.

Gossip Girl: Summer Tip #2. There is no “we” in summer. Only u and me.

Serena: [to Dan] Okay. I will see you back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?

Serena: I just think that we should … think, before we get back together. Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.

Serena: I’m just a little … Dan: Overwhelmed? Serena: Confused.

Gossip Girl: As summer comes to an end, I’d like to share a few things I’ve learned about fun in the sun. Gossip Girl’s guide to summer…