Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I’ve-got-a-Camaro kinda way.

Dan: [to Serena] I haven’t been able to get you out of my head all summer. I was hoping when I saw you, I would know that we did the…

Chuck: [to Nate] By the way Archibald, now that the summer’s over I can tell you I never believed any of the talk that you hit it with my…

Blair: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on…

Blair: I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I could see was…

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock! Did someone order a townie?

Jenny: Look, I know I acted like a complete and total raging bitch last year, but what you don’t know is how bad I felt about it all…

Chuck: You’re lying. Blair: I am not. Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don’t match your mouth. Blair: I wasn’t aware that…

Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate? Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being…

Gossip Girl: Unlike the rest of us, sex lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take the Long Island Expressway and head…