Gossip Girl Quotes

Elise: What are you doing? He’s gorgeous. Jenny: He’s a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.

Georgina: (to Serena) You always did know how to leave them wanting more.

Georgina: (to Serena) And do you remember when we ran out of money and I had to flash the bartender?

Dan: I can’t concentrate. Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?

Nelly: Todd’s here? Do I have cushion face? Isabel: A little.

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along? Blair: Hey Is… what are you doing tonight? Isabel: Uh, not Todd. Blair: Fine, I guess…

Georgina: So you want to distance yourself from your mistakes by staying away from me.

Blair: Excuse me, this seems private, so I’m gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation’s under Waldorf in case there’s an…

Serena: Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you’re going say and leave.

Serena: B, what are you doing? Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.