Gossip Girl Quotes

Operator: Information, city and state please. Blair: Brooklyn… I think that’s in New York.

Penelope: What’s Blair doing here? Elise: I don’t know, but this party’s kind of weird. Hazel: Weird? It’s time for it’s induction into…

Serena: So do you think Jenny’ll be alright? Nate: Yeah, Dan’s a good guy, he’ll take care of her. Serena: You are too, you know, a good…

Gossip Girl: As any good general knows, you never let your soldiers see you sweat. Looks like this battle’s ending at Butter, and the win…

Hostess: There’s a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet? Blair: No, my party’s coming.

Serena: Okay let’s get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not…

Hazel: How long do we have to stay? Blair: Rice Krispie treats?

Serena: You’re right, Mom. This morning I woke up feeling a little uneasy and thought to myself “Hmm, maybe I’ll call the entire junior…

Gossip Girl: One may be the loneliest number… But sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.

Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed? Serena: Because I’m nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me, tell me…