Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Like you said, you’re a Waldorf. You don’t let people tell you who you are, you show them.

Gossip Girl: One good scandal deserves another.

Gossip Girl: Looks like the Virgin Queen isn’t as pure as she pretends to be. If Blair Waldorf lied about that, what else did she lie…

Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don’t stop on my account. Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh… Blair: I’m not…

Gossip Girl: What’s the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a…

Eric: Is there something you want to tell me? Serena: I’m that obvious? Yes, actually. That hair color is all wrong for you. Eric: That’s…

Random Student: Hey, mom! Serena: Yes! I’m pregnant and it’s yours!

Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn.

Serena: And you’re acting like a total bitch because you’re not hormonal? Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that? Serena:…

Serena: Whenever something happens that is not part of your plan, you pretend like it doesn’t exist. You act like you’re in this movie…