Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: The French Revolution had cake, the American Revolution had tea, but looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, well… Who…

Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that “I’d do things differently” look, two things. One, I can’t seem to nail Jenny down on what…

Serena: What are you doing? Eric: I’m hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. Your servants are very…

Blair: What’s happening? Dorota: You have bad dream and you’re sleeping with your chocolate.

Gossip Girl: Waky waky Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I’m starved for the dish. Give me the deets.

Serena: What is your problem?!? Chuck: Specify the context.

Lily: (to Serena) Don’t leave your dirty package on the table. Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Bart: That’s enough…

Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.

Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!? Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!

Blair: If you go with them, I’ll ruin you. Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?