Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Isn’t there someone else you can torture? Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.

Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren’t you bored already? I can’t avoid Nate forever. Chuck: I didn’t say forever, just until the sight…

Chuck (to Serena): How about I turn that one-piece to a no-piece?

Blair: You know what? I’m tired of this. Go ahead and tell him. Chuck: Really? You want me to tell him how you slept with me and then…

Blair: Hey, let go of me, Bass! Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first. Blair: You know I already have. Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort…

Gossip Girl: This just in; St. Jude’s has a new policy. An eye for a lie!

Dan (to Chuck): Hey, last time I checked, I still owed you a black eye. So, unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.

Blair (to Vanessa): You have no idea who you’re dealing with.

Blair: So what did you do with Chuck’s money, anyway? Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.

Gossip Girl: Hear those Silver Bells? It is Christmas time in the city.