Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan (to Vanessa): Well, if you wanted to get the perfect shot of me feeling like an outsider, I’m ready for my close-up.

Vanessa (to Chuck): What’s that? Your stripper money?

Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you’re currently sleeping with, you and I…

Blair (to Serena): You are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.

Chuck: [to Dan] What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad’s cassingle?

Serena: “What are you up to besides missing me?” Dan: “Just wondering whether you were missing me.”

Blair: I’m innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing…

Vanessa: (on Rufus’ song) Okay, not big on the soundtrack, whatever movie he’s scoring sounds depressing.

Chuck: You know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we’ll be brother and sister. And you know what they…

Vanessa: So Dan, what will it be? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend…