Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I cannot believe that daddy decided to stay with Roman, instead of having tea at the Carlyle with me. The ER doctor said he would…

Chuck: (voicemail) Leave a message and I might listen to it. Blair: Chuck! You are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But,…

Blair: You know, I called you about an hour ago, BTW. You’re late. Serena: Um, you’re lucky I’m even here at all. It’s Christmas Eve and…

Serena: Hey. I come to you hat in hand, tail between my legs, and off my high horse. I spent the entire day searching for the perfect…

Vanessa: Well, Dan’s not really that into things. Serena: Which makes shopping for him kind of hopeless. The only thing he wants for…

Roman: Eleanor, we’ve been friends for a long time. Since before Marc Jacobs went into rehab. Eleanor: Friends don’t steal other friends’…

Blair: (after threatening Vanessa to back off Dan) I’m going to go check on my daddy! Serena: I thought you were going to help. Blair: I…

Lily: Serena, as usual you’re being overly dramatic. I’m not marrying Bart. This is very casual. And, regardless, I’m not asking for your…

Lily: When you two are done hiding up here, I’m taking you both out for dessert. Serena: Can’t, mom. I’m busy. Lily: But this is…

Eleanor: I wish you would just slow down for a second and let her be. Harold: Well, I just can’t believe that Blair would do something so…