Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: Mom, he’s living in Europe… with a man. You can’t be all that surprised that he wants a divorce. Eleanor: I know. But, I am…

Dan: So, uh, dad. Not that I’m… not that I’m mad, exactly. But, not telling me about Serena’s mom? Extremely uncool. Rufus: I should…

Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her…

Alison: I think we’re splitting hairs here, Rufus. An emotional affair is just as bad as a physical one. Lily: Oh, please. Nobody’s…

Rufus: So, you’re not overreacting per se. You’re just having a reaction that is so above and beyond what is appropriate. Alison: I have…

Dan: Clever. What was so bad about her? I mean, aside from the superior fluttering eyelids and punishing sarcasm. Alison: Well, uh, she…

Dan: So you threatened Lily van der Woodsen with physical violence? Mom, you are a bad-ass. Alison: Yeah, well, what can I say? I was…

Alison: A thing for blonds? You are you’re father’s son. Dan: Not just any blond. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on…

Serena: No, my mom is sick because she doesn’t want to be imposing. Lily: You know what? I’m fine just curling up and reading a good…

Lily: These smell great. Eric: Yes, so we can starve in a fragrant hotel room. Serena: We’re not starving. Look, I got us into this mess…