Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: You couldn’t make it past the salad, huh? Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done. How’s Blair’s? Serena: Uh, I wouldn’t…

Lily: There’s nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving. Serena: What?! Lily: Jews have been doing it on Christmas since…

[flashback] Serena: I don’t want a bath. Nate: Aw, too bad, Blair’s direct orders. Serena: Blair’s not the boss of me. Nate: Are your in…

Dan: [about Rufus and Lily] I think it is fairly safe to assume that they have had sex.

Serena: Tell me you didn’t sleep with Chuck for revenge? Blair: Are you jealous?

Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend. Serena: Way to prove a point. Blair: Well I learned it from the master.

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I’m trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next 16 hours, the only thing…

Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out. Serena: Which means you freak out, Blair! Just cut the cord, go nuts! Come on,…

Blair: I mean, who gets wasted on Thanksgiving? Serena: The holidays are lonely for people. I wanted to keep them company. Wooooo!

Serena: I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make it special. Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I’m the slut?…