Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: [to Dan, drunk, in flashback] Bye, Dave!

Serena: What’s Chuck doing today? Blair: Why are you asking me? Serena: Well, you guys are friends. And, Blair, you know you can tell me…

Serena: You and Nate get back together? Blair: You mean, since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?

Chuck: Are you ready for your present? [Blair grabs his hair and puts his head over the railing] Ow! If you wanted to play rough, all you…

Blair: These butterflies have got to be murdered.

Gossip Girl: So what will it be Nate? Blair Waldorf’s hand or your fathers head?

Nate: I know you’re there, I can hear you breathing on the other side of the door. Chuck: [opens door] Nathaniel! Nate: Where’s the girl?…

Blair: I can’t believe he told her you guys were going to do it. Serena: Well, I told you. Blair: That’s different, I’m a girl. Serena:…

Gossip Girl: Speak of the Devil and he doth appear – wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.

Blair: From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear? Chuck: Not as clear as the memory…