Gossip Girl Quotes

Rufus: Well that’s the grand tour. Bedroom’s in the back, kitchen’s in the front. Nineties rock relics everywhere.

Blair: Maybe all I have to do to get Epperley off my back is to get her on hers. Intern: Last time I checked the intern packet, I don’t…

Raina Thorpe: Don’t move. Chuck: Don’t worry.

Chuck: Either switch that thing off or bring it to bed. Vibration is a terrible thing to waste.

Gossip Girl: A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day…

Damien: You say potato, judge says pedophile.

Blair Waldorf: Oh, look it’s Georgina baby.

Epperley: As it turns out, your friend wasn’t worthy. Blair: Tell me about it. I’ve been trying to convince people for years. But just so…

Ben: When I got locked up I… befriended some not very good guys. I found out the hard way. When you do things that betray who you are,…

Blair: Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. ‘Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.