Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: My mother didn’t get me W. She’s a designer. She can’t call in favors from a fashion magazine. Dan: Well you don’t get jobs like…

Nate: Dad, you’ll get another job. Howard: Yeah. Washing toilets. You know what? I think I’d rather live in a halfway house than live…

Nate: The Thorpes are trying to take over Bass Industries. We thought they might be using you just to get information. The Captain: I’m a…

Blair: You Williamsburg weasel! I can’t believe you stabbed me in the back. Dan: I only did it because I thought you did the same to me….

Chuck: Sorry. I wouldn’t be like this if it wasn’t my father’s legacy. The stakes are too high to take a chance on trust. Hey. It’s just…

Blair: OMG. I was just poleaxed by a poor person.

Jeremiah Davis: I warn you, if the Krug is warmer than 55 degrees, I’m leaving.

Ben: So it’s true. The straight laced academic star became a dealer. Damien: Guilty. Ben: I remember that paper you wrote comparing The…

Serena: B, I hear scheming in your voice. You cannot sabotage him. Blair: Why not? I’m not going to treat him any better than all my…

Serena: B, I know you like to turn everything into a contest but surely Dan isn’t your biggest competition at W. Blair: All the other…