Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: You gotta be kidding me. Scorpio Rising was a great film. Blair: That dreck puts the “ick” in esoteric.

Lily: I get Ben out on parole but Serena and Eric continue to treat me like I’m toxic. Rufus: I know you did what you could, but Ben’s…

Serena: Good luck at your new job at the mayor’s office or the Whitney or CIA or whatever. This is like living with Don Draper.

Dan: You do know that ‘powerful woman’ is not actually a career, right? Blair: And neither is ‘Serena van der Woodsen,’ but ten bucks…

Blair: I tried to be Indra Nooyi, and while I admit that choice might have been a bit random, the other choice was to be my mother and I…

Nate: Hey man, how was New Zealand? Chuck: I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.

Blair: Here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.

Lily: I know you disapprove of me, but can’t you at least do so in a tuxedo?

Gossip Girl: We may surprise ourselves as we face our future. Or be surprised when we’re cleaning up the past.

Blair: Heading home to Brooklyn? Dan: No, actually. I was gonna catch Monsieur Hulot’s Holiday at the Walter Reed. Try to cheer myself…