Gossip Girl Quotes

Rufus: You said you were going to help find Ben an apartment, not pay him to disappear. Eric: Mom paid someone off again. Well we should…

Gossip Girl: Seems Serena’s getting frosty with her mother over an envelope of cold, hard cash. Looks like not everything or everyone’s…

Chuck: I just walked past your dad in a $2,000 suit. Nate: It seems the Captain, who could barely get an interview for a custodial…

Dan: Epperley asked me to pull the lemon Louis Vuittons. Blair: Oh. You poor lost lamb. Let me help you. Dan: I didn’t date Serena van…

Dan: We’re interns. I may not know couture but I know how to collate. Blair: And I know how to staple, so stay out of my way or I’ll use…

Gossip Girl: Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War.

Epperley: Thousands of applications. These are the best of the best. Blair: I’m the best of the best. I’m Blair Waldorf. Epperley:…

Epperley: This is real life, not some Hollywood chick flick where an intern with a scrunchy gets a makeover and triumphs in the end….

Damien: I don’t give anyone anything that they don’t come looking for. Serena: Okay, well then I guess you’re only half responsible that…

Blair: Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and…