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Ted and Marshall get into a fight over who gets the apartment when Marshall and Lily get married.  When the two try to settle it with a sword fight, Lily accidentally gets stabbed.

How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Waitress: Hi, how many? Lily.
Lily: Yes, you know me?
Waitress: Yeah, from your homecoming picture. You're much prettier in person.
Lily: Yeah, I know, the bangs were a mistake

Daughter: Wait, her apartment? I thought Aunt Lily lived with you and Uncle Marshall.
[flashback to Lily and Robin walking to Lily's apartment]
Lily: I could see how you would think that but I have to have my own place. It's an independence thing.
Robin: When was the last time you were there?
Lily: Three months ago. What? It's like fat pants. You hope you never have to use them but you're glad to know they're there