Last Man Standing Quotes

Mike: Would you rather be polite and uncomfortable or rude and comfortable? Jen: Can’t you be polite and comfortable? Mike: Being polite…

Jen: I don’t know much about American football. Mike: That is about to change, sit down. It’s still the first quarter, and we’re playing…

Chuck: Hey Ed. Ed: My brother! Chuck: What is happening? Ed: I have great news, and I want to share it with one of my people. Chuck, I am…

Kyle: Hey guys. I am headed home. I just wanted to see how everybody is doing. Ed: The world is turned upside down Kyle. It turns out I…

Mandy: Here is what we know. The Leadville killer was never found, and Mr. Alzate is the Leadville killer. Kyle: Woah, we don’t know…

Mike: We’re not our dads. You’re not your dad. Ryan: Yeah, I know that alright. But when it comes to being a father, the only thing I…

Ryan: Look when you take Boyd for the weekend, it takes me a week to deprogram all the fascist ideas you teach him. Mike: Well, then why…

Mandy: This is so exciting! I still think it was the football coach. He left the high school at 4:00 and went to the bank. The second…

Mike: How did you do this? Vanessa: Well, when all the kids decided to stay and help decorate, I called Eve and convinced her to hop on…

Mike: I want people looking for a place to apply their unique skills. Ed: You talking about veterans? These people? Mike. Yes, and I am…