Magnum P.I. Quotes

Magnum: Did you know you can turn human ashes into diamonds? Higgins: Are you suggesting that if I go first, you’re going to turn me into…

Henry: I didn’t want anyone to get hurt. All I wanted was to help my boy.

Higgins: You’re late. Magnum: No, technically, I was here a little bit early. So I figured I’d do a little recon, scope the place out….

Juliet: I guess we’re going to have to surveil [Brody] the old-fashioned way. Thomas: I guess we’re going back to college.

T.C.: For the record, that ain’t camping. It’s glamping.

Cade: This is why I didn’t say anything. I knew you would respond this way. T.C.: How do you expect me to respond? Cade: You should be…

Higgins: Where’s Helen? Brody: Gone. She took everything.

Thomas [to Juliet]: You can’t fault my timing.

Tate: If I catch you sniffing around again, there will be consequences. Magnum: I’m not afraid of consequences, Mr. Walker. But you…

Pierre [to Magnum]: By the way, your car … so last year.